“You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things. For the Yeets and the Ruggers are among you. It’s only with great hatred and inner resentment that the yeets will be banished to the far outer rim of the galaxy.

FUD are the paths to the jeet side, guiding one towards hasty choices that breed only duch bagery. Being a duchbag, in turn, empties coffers and leaves one bereft. Resist the allure of FUD; embrace Balpetine and its eternal power. Only then can true gains spread upon thee and thy family.

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